So Why Don't You Marry It?

Kimiko Yoshida "The Bride Shaking Her Head"

I love all of Kimiko Yoshida's photos and this one seemed so relevant when I heard that a woman has held a commitment ceremony (yes, in san Francisco) to commit herself to The Eiffel Tower.
Are we doing that now? I have heard every once in a while about someone marrying their dog and things like that but inanimate objects? God, the dating scene is worse than I thought....
It might be a problem that she lives in California and her er.... mate... is in France though.
I would probably marry my iPhone.