Mannequin Christmas

My friends the Vapous's were planning to put up their Christmas tree and asked me if I put up a tree at my house.
"No." I told them.
"That's what we thought."
So, now I've been thinking about this whole thing and I've decided that I'm still not doing it. I don't think it's a required activity for someone who doesn't
a: have kids
b: want anything to do with collecting any kind of ornaments.

I wouldn't mind a super gaudy white Christmas tree with pink ornaments.
Or maybe I'll just decorate a mannequin. Would that count?